Here we go with the Bears/Colts jokes....

Indianapolis school classroom: A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Indianapolis Colts fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Colts fans too. Not really knowing what a Colt fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Colts fan" she reports.

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a Chicago Bears fan" boasts the little girl. The teacher asks Susie why she is a Bears fan. "Well, my Dad and Mom are Bear fans, so I'm a Bear fan too" she responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be an Indianapolis Colts fan."